Holy Shitton

An ambiguously large number that is at least twice as large as a shitton, a portmanteau of "Holy Shit" and "Shitton"

Clone 12995: Dude, I just ate a holy shitton of enchiladas from Taco Clone!

Clone 65952: You're gonna shit yourself on the mission, you know.

Clone 12995: Yeah...

Holy Shitton by cee-em-kay April 5, 2011

holy shitmonkeys 

something to yell when no other interjections is suitable for the crazy amazing thing you may have just witnessed

Jack: Holy shitmonkeys! Did you see that truck flip over and explode over there?

Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!

holy shitmonkeys by TheKatherine92 November 8, 2011

Holy Shitting Dick Nipples 

An exclamation, like 'holy shit.'

Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.

Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.

*person gets startled* Holy shitting dick nipples!

Holy Shitting Dick Nipples by Red Fleming April 8, 2011

Holy Shittin' Jesus 

What my Jewish grandmother used to say. Like, when she was sewing.

"Holy Shittin' Jesus - I just dropped another button!"

Holy Shittin' Jesus by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016