cee-em-kay's definitions
That person who always says the last thing in a comment on the internet, usually because what they have said is too stupid to comment, or what they have said officially killed the conversation, and we have to start all the fuck over. Thanks a lot.
Facebook Commenter: Well, thats why I think women should stay in the kitchen.
Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.
Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.
by cee-em-kay April 8, 2011
Get the Comment closermug. G-Dub: We, all of us Marakin, are gathered here today, to honor Richard "Dicky" Nixon with a BK Double Stacker
LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE WHOPPER
LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE WHOPPER
by cee-em-kay April 7, 2011
Get the Marakinmug. Used on the internet as an extreme form of /rage.
(there isn't supposed to be a space between the colon and the slashes, but urbandictionary is gay and won't "let me post links in the example". http: //rage)
(there isn't supposed to be a space between the colon and the slashes, but urbandictionary is gay and won't "let me post links in the example". http: //rage)
Dude: HOLY SHIT I JUST DIED IN SKYRIM AND I DIDN'T SAVE!!!!11!!
Other dude: /rage, bro?
Dude: NO! (http: //rage)
Other dude: /rage, bro?
Dude: NO! (http: //rage)
by cee-em-kay November 18, 2011
Get the http: //ragemug. Sometimes shortened to TE, there are two definitions of this word:
1) A medical condition where your scrotum swells to the size of a softball or basketball.
2) When you are such a boss, your balls either triple in size, or become made of wrought iron.
1) A medical condition where your scrotum swells to the size of a softball or basketball.
2) When you are such a boss, your balls either triple in size, or become made of wrought iron.
Dumbass: DUDE did you see Jim today?
Dude: No, what happened?
Dumbass: Dude, he was being beat up by this short ass kid, so he picked him up and dropped him on his head!
Dude: Jim's got Testicular Elephantiasis man!
Dumbass: They must be made out of wrought iron!
Dude: The fuck's wrought iron?
Dude: No, what happened?
Dumbass: Dude, he was being beat up by this short ass kid, so he picked him up and dropped him on his head!
Dude: Jim's got Testicular Elephantiasis man!
Dumbass: They must be made out of wrought iron!
Dude: The fuck's wrought iron?
by cee-em-kay April 2, 2011
Get the Testicular Elephantiasismug. A person who loves using a pencil during school. They are called Ticonderphiles because, if they have a choice, 99% of all Ticonderphiles will use a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, or a Ticon, as their writing utensil. And really, who can blame them?
Ticonderphile: Hey can I borrow a pencil?
Person: Is pen okay?
Ticonderphile: NO PEN IS NOT OKAY! I DEMAND A DIXON TICONDEROGA PENCIL!!!
Person: Sorry dude, I only got PaperMate.
Ticonderphile: *RAGE*
Person: Is pen okay?
Ticonderphile: NO PEN IS NOT OKAY! I DEMAND A DIXON TICONDEROGA PENCIL!!!
Person: Sorry dude, I only got PaperMate.
Ticonderphile: *RAGE*
by cee-em-kay September 23, 2011
Get the Ticonderphilemug. When an object is just enough out of reach that would require energy to mobilize yourself to retrieve.
by cee-em-kay May 3, 2011
Get the Gone forevermug. When consuming McDonald's or other fast food items, you eat until the point that you are full. However, the moment afterwards your fast food feast, you feel bloated and truly American, which will necessitate a McBreather; a moment of lethargic proportions. You tend not to move, you feel like if you eat anymore food, you will throw up, and within in thirty minutes to an hour, you are capable of eating again. The term "McBreather" may be used with any fast food restaurant, but using it with McDonald's food gives you +1 internets.
George: Oh my gawddddddd. I can't mooovvee.
Stan: Dude. I need a McBreather, man.
George: *gurgles in fatness*
Stan: Dude. I need a McBreather, man.
George: *gurgles in fatness*
by cee-em-kay April 13, 2011
Get the McBreathermug.