Hizzing

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the act of ejaculating in your hand and before washing your hands you shake hands with everyone around you.

guy1:hi hey shake my hand.
guy2:why?
guy1:just do it.
guy2: OK

*shakes hand*
guy1:now smell your hand.
guy2:ohh ewww thats disgusting what is this
guy1:you dont wanna know *giggle*
guy1:HA you shook my hand and i just was hizzing
guy2:*pukes*

Hizzing by stalkingpigeon May 28, 2011

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Huzzing

When a man blows his load into a batch sock, then his partner huffs it like spray paint.

After watching a Zoomba infomercial, Josh blew a jizz-load into an argyle sock, and soon Jeff was huzzing it like an emphysemic on an oxygen tube.

Huzzing by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama July 15, 2016

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HIZINGAR

The act of using magic and sorcery against invisible foes on Black Ops II.

HIZINGAR!
I HIZINGAR, you HIZINGAR, he...she...we HIZINGAR. HIZINGARING? HIZOLOGY? The study of HIZINGAR? It's elementary my dear Muffin.

HIZINGAR by The All Mighty HIZINGAR September 7, 2013

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hizzigh

to be high to the point of no damn return

yo im dumb hizzigh right now!

hizzigh by zooted mama January 12, 2009

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Hinzington

Hinzington is an elaboration of the surname Hinz, coined in early 2010 by a renowned Hastings scholar, at the time the devoted partner of a Miss Hinz. The first use of this surname was prefaced by said partner with the adjunct title "Lady", and suffixed in a double-barrelled fashion thus: "Lady Hinzington-Smythe". Having been audaciously plagiarised in early 2011, the surname has most recently been seen in the following format: "Royal Lady Hinzington", this less impressive attempt at wit, and arguably less well informed usage belies the creator's original intent, which was one of endearment.

Person one: Royal Lady Hinzington.........
Person two: Totally copyrighting this!!!! :)
Person one: Ha Ha Ha.... :)

Hinzington by WellDefined April 22, 2011

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HizzlingIt

Chilling like a villain. Sippin but never spillin. Keepin it real. Usually involves activities done whilst under the influence of a narcotic.

Bro: What you doing?
Bro2: HizzlingIt

HizzlingIt by fizzlawi October 31, 2013

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hilzinger

a fucking penis licker that loves allie burton

oh yo that guys definetly a hilzinger

hilzinger by idkskdkkckvkd November 22, 2021

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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