heismannin 

To prevent/cockblock/interfere

Facebook keeps HEISMANNIN my picture uploads

heismannin by lizguitarlessons November 19, 2015

Dirty Heisman 

A certain posture one undertakes when trying to visualize one's anal region in a wall mounted mirror. One arm outstretched for balance, the other spreading one butt cheek from behind, with one leg drawn up slightly to facilitate said exposure of the anus.

This posture is disturbingly similar to the football players pose on the famous american football Heisman Trophy.

Made famous on the KLBJ-FM Dudley and Bob show. They deserve all the credit. Austin, TX

I was trying to check out my 'roids in the mirror and my girlfriend caught me doing the Dirty Heisman.

Dirty Heisman by Dragon Lady (hell yeah!) December 25, 2005

give the heisman 

To distance yourself from someone or something like the dude on the Heisman trophy giving a stiff-arm to defenders.

His girlfriend cheated on him so he gave her the heisman.

A: Are you still smoking?
B: Naw I gave it the heisman.

give the heisman by uniqueacctid December 17, 2003

hilman

Hilman, an unusual name. Most Hilman's are Shy when you first meet them, but gradually grows more confident, Hilman's are disciplined,kind,trustful,smart and loves math and school, Hilman's despite loving math Hilman's are an average height, and is a bit over weight, but Hilman's still thrives above the rest, Hilman's also usually are Asian,
Example, "Hey, your a nice guy is it possible your a Hilman?"

"Hey dude, your pretty nice and smart, are you possibly a Hilman?"

hilman by MandlaFilipIgorDiegoLucas July 20, 2014

heisman 

Noun: A rejection given to a member of the opposite sex, a job, or anything no longer wanted. Named after the Heisman trophy, which depicts a football player giving a stiff-arm block to a tackle.

When his girlfriend started getting serious, he gave her the Heisman.

heisman by C.K. Dexter Haven September 28, 2004

Heismanned 

To get denied in the most firm and unequivocal way. This definition arises from the look of the college football trophy with the player holding his hand out as if denying someone.

Shit! All of my college choices Heismanned me! Now I'll have to work in Glory Hole Alley with Nathan!

Heismanned by Jolly Old Saint Prick March 14, 2003

storm heitman 

To laugh out loud when no1 else is laughing and when its not even funny

mrs oehling: today were learning about greece

Storm:AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH

everyone else: .............

storm heitman by t benzy April 10, 2003