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The art of skillfully transferring your ineptitude to an unsuspecting co-worker as you are leaving early for day.
Eddie got Heffled today during that inspection on HAZMAT.
Heffled by jbpitsinger August 8, 2007
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Manny Heffley 

Manny Heffley is a Columbian drug lord who has been on the run from the FBI since the 1990's. He has been illegally trading drugs across the US border since the 1980s and have earned at least up to $10 million us dollars. The FBI has been trying to track him down but to no avail.
It is unknown whether he is still alive
In other news the feared Columbian drug lord Manny Heffley's current status is unknown after being under hiding since the 2000's the FBI have still not tracked him down
Manny Heffley by anonymous October 4, 2021

rodrick heffley 

rodrick heffley is the og eboy and millions of people, including me, simp over him.
He founded the band, löded diaper in 2003. it has since released two songs: 'baby' (which justin beiber stole) and 'exploded diaper'.

He is the favourite character in the doawk series and in the movies was played by devon bostick.

However in the fourth movie he ws RUTHLESSLY REPLACED by and fish-looking lord farquaad rodrick.

this started the not my rodrick meme.
Person 1: who is your celebrity crush?
Person 2: rodrick heffley, im in love with him.
Person 1: me too, I simp over him.
rodrick heffley by RHGF37 June 8, 2020

greg heffley 

He went from being a pimp and getting all the girls in his dream to waking up as a wimp. Then he meets a girl and became a huge simp over her even running around in his underpants. He also told rowley that saying wanna play isn't grown up and cool and that he's supposed to say hang out. Also got called out by baljeet for almost getting the cheese touch.
Rowley: "Hey Greg! Wanna play?
Greg: "Stupid idiot, that's how babies say it you moron. You're supposed to say hang out."
Greg Heffley is the best wimp/simp/pimp
greg heffley by _tr3yw4y_ September 29, 2020

Manny Heffley 

A young baby prone to crying at minimum 18 hours per day, 7 days a week.
shut up and stop crying, you're being a Manny Heffley.
Manny Heffley by FonzFondoneFonde September 13, 2021

Greg Heffley 

a book character who is a proven sociopath. I probably just ruined your childhood.
Greg Heffley by Cringe342 September 25, 2017

Greg Heffley 

The main character from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books who is basically a sociopath. He treats his friends and family like shit and will do whatever it takes to get his way even if it means hurting someone mentally or psychically. He is also retarded for being in middle school since the first book came out in 2007.
Greg Heffley is the definition of a sociopath
Greg Heffley by Jimmy1996 September 26, 2017
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