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hairy parachute 

When a man stretches his scrotum to its limit and then jumps from a certain height and then floats down softly onto the face of his waiting partner.
My wife anxiously waited on the bed while I climbed the wardrobe, with my expanded scrote in both hands, to attempt a perfect hairy parachute descent and landing.
hairy parachute by DC.Kerr June 7, 2007

very hairy berry patch 

Unshaven vagina with crabs.
That girl is so dirty i bet shes got a very hairy berry patch.