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1. scrote
-noun- Literally short for scrotum. When a person, usually a male, is so useless and insignificant that they do not deserve the tiny effort it takes to spit out a second offensive syllable; less than a scrotum.
"just say no to crack" was all I could think of as I watched that snivelling scrote crawl the room on his hands and knees looking for a rock....
by CunningLinguist Jan 5, 2005 share this
2. scrote
An obnoxious half-wit who resembles many of the qualities of the unwashed male scrotal sack. i.e. smells, rather funny looking, leathery appearance with random tufts of hair sprouting forth.
He spent so long drawing testicles he turned into one.
3. scrote
Worthless, workshy,thieving toerag, thinks the tax payer owes him a living,wanabe drug dealer/courier who almost always gets caught and then whinges for a brief cos I got me fucking rights, innit.Gob in their tea, they won't notice the difference, and tell them it's no smoking whilst lighting up yourself.Instantly identifiable(there's a scrote two streets up, you can't miss him). Collective term is a sputum.
90% of an average Custody Suite population (the cell block)anytime/anywhere in the UK.Try to talk yard when they're from Maidstone.
by I ain't that daft Dec 27, 2003 share this
4. scrote
Short for scrotum,
the thin layer of skin surrounding the balls and man's only protection against tennis balls, small childrens' rage and dog attacks. Certain proof that god excists and is an angry lesbian femenist.
"My scrote got caught on a nail while I was jumping the fence!" or "That bitch got my whole scrote in her mouth, and she's ready to bight" but also "I shaved my scrote this morning"
by Steevowe Jul 2, 2005 share this
5. scrote
man's scrotum - also, a bum, a worthless individual (usually male)
Sally's new boyfriend is a real scrote
by Chopster Dec 14, 2002 share this
6. scrote
decieptful,workshy, thinks the country owes him a living type individual. still lives with parents, gets by by scrounging and thieving, thinks he's hard when clearly he's not. generally a fucking loser.
wogi, Illidge and Sawyer are a pair of fucking scrotes
by Dave Rhodes Nov 13, 2004 share this
7. scrote
Verb: to scrote.

The act of placing your testicles back inside your body (as they do when cold) leaving nothing but your scrotum skin hanging down. You then place this loose skin between both of your hands (or indeed, your partners hands) and rub back and forth to create friction.

Inventive new torture, or fun masturbatory aid? You decide.
Bored of his usual technique, Sam decided to go scrote one off with his friend, Sean.
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