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Hamleb by Deequon Shaftway October 28, 2009
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Hamless
A spin off of the word "Homeless," but it refers to a Muslim person. Since they can't eat ham traditionally, they are to be left "hamless."
Halal meat shop owner: "look at all those hamless people lined up ready to order!"
Guy who hates Islam: "those hamless freaks are everywhere."
Guy who hates Islam: "those hamless freaks are everywhere."
Hamless by liquidforeplay July 27, 2018
Hamlet
Used when an action got social credit, but there was nothing behind it, either because of deception or luck.
Example 1: Jesse suggests to Billie that they should meet up tonight, even though Jesse secretly knows that Billie is busy and cannot meet. Jesse then *acts* (hence, 'Hamlet') very bummed, lamenting how on how much he misses Billie and that they should meet up already.
Example 2: Todd does not want to hang with David as planned, but reluctantly calls him to check where they are meeting up. David apologises profusely and explains that something has come up and he cannot meet. Todd, being and/or pulling a Hamlet, acts very disappointed and explains that he was so looking forward to it.
Example 1: Jesse suggests to Billie that they should meet up tonight, even though Jesse secretly knows that Billie is busy and cannot meet. Jesse then *acts* (hence, 'Hamlet') very bummed, lamenting how on how much he misses Billie and that they should meet up already.
Example 2: Todd does not want to hang with David as planned, but reluctantly calls him to check where they are meeting up. David apologises profusely and explains that something has come up and he cannot meet. Todd, being and/or pulling a Hamlet, acts very disappointed and explains that he was so looking forward to it.
haleb
A description not limited to but primarily including behavioral mannerisms, idiomatic expressions, identity constructs and cultural affinities of Armenian individuals from anywhere in the Middle East, the Caucasus, Europe, Africa, North America and beyond.
Something "Haleb" tends to be unassociated with mainstream American societal norms, modern understanding of community, government and interpersonal relationships and the proper functioning of technology.
"Disco" component: due to the inability of the "Haleb" to musically modernize while simultaneously refusing to acknowledge and incorporate centuries of tradition and achievement by Ottoman Armenians as composers, elite instrumentalists and acclaimed vocalists, "Haleb" also contains a "disco" component that flourishes in communities throughout North America. In the "disco" component of the "Haleb", traditional music of pre-genocide Armenians is rejected as dangerously primitive at best and a reminder of genocidal victimhood at worst. Although never outright addressed, this underlying concept lies at the root of the "Haleb", leading to the "disco" component memorialized in synthesizer music and wildly dancing entertainers in high heels.
Pronounced: Haleb (Ha as in "rock" and leb as in "red")
Variants: "Heleb" (He as "red" and leb as in "red")
There is a "Haleb world", "Haleb people" and it is also acceptable to just say "Haleb".
Something "Haleb" tends to be unassociated with mainstream American societal norms, modern understanding of community, government and interpersonal relationships and the proper functioning of technology.
"Disco" component: due to the inability of the "Haleb" to musically modernize while simultaneously refusing to acknowledge and incorporate centuries of tradition and achievement by Ottoman Armenians as composers, elite instrumentalists and acclaimed vocalists, "Haleb" also contains a "disco" component that flourishes in communities throughout North America. In the "disco" component of the "Haleb", traditional music of pre-genocide Armenians is rejected as dangerously primitive at best and a reminder of genocidal victimhood at worst. Although never outright addressed, this underlying concept lies at the root of the "Haleb", leading to the "disco" component memorialized in synthesizer music and wildly dancing entertainers in high heels.
Pronounced: Haleb (Ha as in "rock" and leb as in "red")
Variants: "Heleb" (He as "red" and leb as in "red")
There is a "Haleb world", "Haleb people" and it is also acceptable to just say "Haleb".
Sample #1:
Jim: Look at that disco band! They are amazing!
Antranig: So haleb...
Sample #2:
Jim: What is this Heleb wire you have here? (as Jim holds up a wire that is flimsy and has ceased functioning)
Note: variation in pronunciation and spelling.
Sample #3:
Madonna: Well what can I say, that's how my relatives are back home...
Andrew Sr.: Oh Madonna - they are out of their #$%@ing minds!
Andrew Jr.: So haleb...
Sample #4:
Haleb person: Agam, talk to this man in English...
Andrew: Congressman Jenkins, it is a pleasure to meet with you and discuss issues of concern to the community.
Haleb person: Asang chular yaw...
Andrew: So haleb...
Jim: Look at that disco band! They are amazing!
Antranig: So haleb...
Sample #2:
Jim: What is this Heleb wire you have here? (as Jim holds up a wire that is flimsy and has ceased functioning)
Note: variation in pronunciation and spelling.
Sample #3:
Madonna: Well what can I say, that's how my relatives are back home...
Andrew Sr.: Oh Madonna - they are out of their #$%@ing minds!
Andrew Jr.: So haleb...
Sample #4:
Haleb person: Agam, talk to this man in English...
Andrew: Congressman Jenkins, it is a pleasure to meet with you and discuss issues of concern to the community.
Haleb person: Asang chular yaw...
Andrew: So haleb...
Haleb
The romantic relationship pairing of Hanna Marin (Ashley Benson) and Caleb Rivers (Tyler Blackburn) on the show Pretty Little Liars, no matter what they go to they'll always love each other
Best quotes:
"Most of my life I've felt alone, even when I was with people, until I met you." -Caleb to Hanna
"I have one very good reason to come back. You." -Caleb to Hanna
"Just hold me. Okay? That will help me." -Hanna to Caleb
"Caleb, I will fight for you but you have to trust me. We will get through this. I didn't come this far not to have a happy ending." -Hanna to Caleb
"We are, If that's still your dream" -Caleb to Hanna about moving to New York
Status: Endgame Living a happy life In New York
Best quotes:
"Most of my life I've felt alone, even when I was with people, until I met you." -Caleb to Hanna
"I have one very good reason to come back. You." -Caleb to Hanna
"Just hold me. Okay? That will help me." -Hanna to Caleb
"Caleb, I will fight for you but you have to trust me. We will get through this. I didn't come this far not to have a happy ending." -Hanna to Caleb
"We are, If that's still your dream" -Caleb to Hanna about moving to New York
Status: Endgame Living a happy life In New York
Haleb by Haleb shipper November 4, 2015
hamlet
HAMLET:
Life is paaaaaaaaaaaaaaain.
My daddy died! Waaahhh!
I don't have the balls to do anything about it.
Waaaaaaaah!
Iambic pentameter philosophical mumbo jumbo.
My girlfriend killed herself 'cause I smacked her.
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Life is paaaaaaaaaaaaaaain.
My daddy died! Waaahhh!
I don't have the balls to do anything about it.
Waaaaaaaah!
Iambic pentameter philosophical mumbo jumbo.
My girlfriend killed herself 'cause I smacked her.
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
hamlet by Drama_King March 10, 2008
Hamley
While on an Antarctic expedition Chris remarked at how wonderful the penguins looked while sliding around on their Hamleys
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