Hamley 

The wet part of the penguins gooch

While on an Antarctic expedition Chris remarked at how wonderful the penguins looked while sliding around on their Hamleys

Hamley by gooch2000 July 29, 2010

Hamley

Super nice, smart, sexy, handsome guy who treats his gf very nicely and best he can. What a great guy! he deserves lots of love and so much money. If you meet somebody like this he is probably SSL in rocket league and beat the shit out of people who call him a cuck. He's so built and chiseled and has killed for less. He has ocean eyes and probably over 6 feet taller, chad, best in the world a soccer, green eyes.

Hamley your a saint!

Hamley by anonymous September 17, 2026

Cameron Hamley 

A huge hoe that tries too hard. She wants everyones dick and thinks every boy likes her, they dont. Not a fun person to be around, all she does is talk about her own self and her own problems.

person: ew why is that in my house?
other person: who cameron hamley
person: EWWWWW GET OUT ATTENTION WHORE

Cameron Hamley by Dickle Little January 19, 2020

Elisa Haley 

Elisa Haleying is a term used when someone does anything perfectly. When someone flawlessly does something, you can say that they "Elisa Hallied that task". Elisa is a kind hearted and morally driven individual that focusses on being the best version of herself and strives to help others in any way she can. Elisa treats everyone fairly and often brightens people's days. She is intelligent, ambitious, empathetic, talented, and kind. In essence, she is every good thing that a person can be. Moreover, Elisa always helps out her community and those she knows through volunteering and kind deeds. She even offers guidance and assistance to people that she doesn't know. Elisa does all this while being committed to countless activities such as work, school work, school clubs/activities and volunteering. If everyone were like Elisa Haley the world would have no famine, war or conflict. People should learn from Elisa to become an empathetic leader and pillar of their community. Elisa Haley is the perfect individual and deserves both success and happiness as she delivers these things to so many people. Therefore it is a great honour if some says you are "Elisa Haley" or "Elisa Hallied" a task.

Person 1: Dude, Craig has a 100% average while working 3 jobs. He even volunteers every other day to help the homeless and tutors students for free.
Person 2: Sounds like he's Elisa Haley.
Person 1: Yeah he's Elisa Haleying life right now.

Elisa Haley by Sheepherder37 December 28, 2018

Glass Harley 

An Australian term relating to the ingestion of methamphetimine via a glass pipe or lightbulb. (To ride the Glass Harley.)

Mate, Damo's fucked up. He's been ridin' the glass harley 5 days straight now.

Glass Harley by eatyourpeas October 23, 2014

Hayley Kiyoko 

The Lesbian Jesus

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Hayley Kiyoko’s music video girls like girls before?

Person 2: omg yesss it’s such a good video and an amazing song!

Hayley Kiyoko by HK101 February 13, 2018

Hawley-esque 

Used to describe something, usually a phrase or a line in a song, that sounds slightly mystical. Nonsensical on the surface, but when you stop and think about it, it actually makes perfect sense. Usually involves larger words and rolls off the tongue pretty well with a nice rhythm.

This is a commonly noted writing style of red-tied Tally Hall guitarist Joe Hawley.

"Infallible confusion infused" and "I had dreams of grandeur" sound very Hawley-esque.

Hawley-esque by helveticazedrine May 16, 2020