Hamburger Hand

When you wipe your ass, and you pull your hand out and there's brown on it.
Brett: Owen?
Owen: What Brett
Brett: Can you finish wiping my ass? I got Hamburger Hand
by Lils6m May 05, 2018
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Hamburger Hand

When your hand smells like hamburger for hours after eating fast food.
We went to Jack in the Box, and now I got mad hamburger hand.
by Nick Ozlo January 05, 2008
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