Hamburger Hand 

When you wipe your ass, and you pull your hand out and there's brown on it.

Brett: Owen?
Owen: What Brett
Brett: Can you finish wiping my ass? I got Hamburger Hand

Hamburger Hand by Lils6m May 5, 2018

Hamburger Hand 

When your hand smells like hamburger for hours after eating fast food.

We went to Jack in the Box, and now I got mad hamburger hand.

Hamburger Hand by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008

Hamburger Handy 

When your wife hands you a hamburger and jerks you off while you're eating

I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk

Hamburger Handy by ChefTreeGuy April 6, 2025

hamburger helper hands 

Thick meaty hands

Calebs got them meaty hamburger helper hands

hamburger helper hands by Quaf June 2, 2016

Hamburger Helper Handjob 

The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.

Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!

Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.

Hamburger Helper Handjob by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023

Hamburg Handy 

When you give someone’s butthole a massage.

She was crazy, we didn’t have sex but she gave me a Hamburg Handy. I knew manning friends with a German girl would pay off!

Hamburg Handy by J Sixer February 15, 2020

handburger 

a burger composed of two buns sandwiching a human hand, best served with dr pepper

Tyson: handburger
Olivia: I want to have handburgers for dinner!
Tyson: me too, make sure you bring the dr pep

handburger by handburger May 8, 2020