Halpin

Something that mysteryisly gets stuck in a butt at night.

He woke up with a halpin in his butt.

by Paulster September 13, 2005

Halpin

A person who passes out after one gib, normally a queer as well

That kid just pulled a Halpin, he's passed out!

by Crazy kid November 13, 2014

Jamie halpin

That emo child in school that listens to Oprah not being funny but simply because he likes it for some reason. He aspires to work in a church to hear confections.

*Walks past Jamie Halpin*
Guy 1 - Holy Shit! Was that guy seriously listening to Oprah music.
Guy 2 - Dale, I believe he was..

by The Local Candy Man 69 October 19, 2021

halpined

An unjustified layoff, when a top performer is the victim of corporate downsizing.

Annabelle was shocked to learn after 15 years of stellar performance, she had been halpined.

by Magadalene May 8, 2008