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halfbacker 

A person who originated from the Northeastern region of the United States (where it is commonly very cold and overcrowded), moved to Florida (where it is commonly very hot and overcrowded) and subsequently moved half-way back to the Northeast in hopes this unexploited region would provide cheap lobor and moderate weather. It seems their final choice in residence depends heavily on the route they took during their original migration to Florida, as the majority of halfbackers reside within a short drive of I-75, I-24 and I-81. Halfbackers often exhibit distinguishing traits such as the formation of densely populated communities, cultivation of foliage indiginous only to Southern Florida and an ironic nostalgic view of life in both Florida and the Northeast.
It's best not to argue with a halfbacker as they have seen much in their exstensive travels and are likely to be far wiser than you.
halfbacker by crzy4flight June 13, 2010
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halfback 

A person originally from the northeastern U.S. who retired to Florida only to later move "half way back" to the southern Appalachian mountains.
A couple of halfbacks bought the old farm on brushy fork. Say they're gonna raise pink flamingos or something like that.

hambackled 

The state of being tore-back to the point of complete and sincere enebriation.
Juliet is always hambackled after 3p.m.
When one partakes in crazy Friday at any Potbelly Sandwich Shop location, beware of the feverish hunchback figure who seemingly has a ham placed under his/her shirt. It is only seen on crazy Fridays, most recently at the Saline-Eisenhower location. Also called the Hunchback of Notre Potbelly.
Oh no! It's the return of the hamback! OOOOOH OOOOOH!
Hamback by Kitty O_o September 17, 2011

Hambacking 

Something higher than hacking, also could be hacking by multi ways at the same time; example by doing ddos attack in the middle of a middle attack with reverse engineering.
I wanna take revenge from my manager, hambacking is the solution.
Hambcking is really hard, I have been learning it for 5 years and still not a pro.
Hambacking by HambackerJoo August 16, 2020

hambackpack 

When you insert your nutsack into a girls pussy.
Timmys mom gets hambackpacked every night!
hambackpack by Gingerbreadballs January 16, 2017