Gumbo dick is when you show up to the house with your dick and some
extra stuff you threw together for her to make sure you get to have
sex.
Can also be called: cock chowder or
schlong stew depending on region.
Girl: He thinks he's gonna just come over and
fuck. Imma make him wait
Dude: I've been witing too long to smash. Imma bring her this gumbo dick to
change her mind.
(Sees him with drinks,
weed and food)
Girl: I have been making him wait and he is kinda cute. I'll let him hit this one time. He did go out of his way.