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guestimation

A guestimation is an entirely useless term that resides between guess and estimation.
Know>estimate>guess>unknown
Dude 1: My guestimation is about $1,500 for that car.
Dude 2: ?
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guestimation

Half way between a guess and and an estimation.
Guy1: You were right! Edouard really is an idiot!
Guy2: So, my guestimations were correct! I knew it from the very beginning!
guestimation by Raffik October 27, 2007

Gastimating 

When your odometer goes on your tank,and you guestimate your how full your tank is
Kyle: dude how much longer can we drive?
Kevin: Idk bro, Im gastimating it.
Kyle:dude...
Gastimating by chadbrochill34224 January 31, 2010

Guestimation

A guess and an estimation combined. A word created by a worker at Coke.
The vet gave a guestimation of the dogs age.
Guestimation by Guestimater January 10, 2020

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026