A statistic

What you become if you die from drunk driving.

The crane operator dropped her payload on the drunk truck driver who is now just a statistic.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend September 1, 2017

Statistics

The scientific way to say I am not sure

Statistics is like saying: There is 30% chance it will rain, 70% chance it will not rain, but I am not certain if its going to rain.

by allegro_perth April 23, 2011

statistics

the bastard child of math and psychology.

I hate statistics.

by bradley90 December 19, 2011

Statist

Modern day supporter of political slavery; A secular State-Worshiper; Member of the cult of the State; An irrational, immoral, collectivist parasite which leeches off the productive private sector at the point of a gun, while attempting to justify such behavior through invalid, unethical, altruistic arguments. Uses statist law (oppressive edicts backed by criminal violence) to intimidate and run the neo-slave racket. Typically found in government, politics, bureaucracy, police, military and law; aka Supporter of such; Governmentalist; Nationalist; A degenerate sub-human who makes your life a living hell; An accident just waiting to happen...

A statist is just about anyone who's not an anarcho-capitalist

by ANCAPS September 1, 2008

Statist

Someone who believes in the practice or doctrine of giving a centralized government control over economic planning and policy.

A statist believes in extremely heavy government intervention in personal matters and moderate to high government intervention in economic matters. They generally believe in a centralized state with a social safety net and strong laws restricting personal liberty.

by adamythos October 8, 2010

Statistics

An excuse for your teams shortcummings in big games.

Me: told you Boise would beat your asses
Virginia Tech fan: so what, statistics show blah blah blah (useless info)
Me: YOU STILL LOST
months later..
Me: Stanford will clobber you
same fan: we have the best offense in the acc we'll win
days later...
Me: told you so
same fan: well statistics show.....
Me: jesus christ

by 87fan May 27, 2011

Statist

Anyone holding the paradoxical belief that people are more competent to govern each other than they are to make individual choices.

"They either want a war on drugs or a war on guns or a war on speech or a war on business. Stupid statists."

by word_g33k February 17, 2013