Guardsman Bob

The most mature, gentlemanly player and streamer in League of Legends, a popular Free-to-Play MOBA-style game. Very calm and collected, experienced, always explains his actions and decisions, often goes off on long rants/explanations that pertain to LoL or online gaming in general. He also has a very diverse playlist (completely devoid of dubstep); many people often keep his stream open just to listen.

If you enjoy watching people play League of Legends, Guardsman Bob is surely your best bet.

Guy 1: Man, HotshotGG is such a whiny, narcissistic bitch! He always blames his teammates for mistakes he himself makes. If he weren't such a drama queen, he would hardly have any viewers at all!

Guy 2: I know, right? Come watch Guardsman Bob instead. He never rages and has a damn good song playlist.

Guy 1: Good idea! Thanks!

Guardsman Bob by Androth December 29, 2011

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guardamama

one who hurts without intention, who doesn't realizing that he/she is inflicting pain.

Why were you such a guardamama back there? Don't you know she just got a shot in that arm?

guardamama by Anna February 26, 2003

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Gurdaman

A person who sits at their computer all day masturbating and smelling their own farts, a gurdaman also watches gay shit like keeping up with the kardashians. Can also be used to describe real bad gas after ten pizzas.

Guy 1: "Oh man, that food is fighting it's way out"
Guy 2: "Ah dude, you just pulled a gurdaman!!!"

Gurdaman by ponti57US January 14, 2015