Guardsman Bob

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The most mature, gentlemanly player and streamer in League of Legends, a popular Free-to-Play MOBA-style game. Very calm and collected, experienced, always explains his actions and decisions, often goes off on long rants/explanations that pertain to LoL or online gaming in general. He also has a very diverse playlist (completely devoid of dubstep); many people often keep his stream open just to listen.

If you enjoy watching people play League of Legends, Guardsman Bob is surely your best bet.

Guy 1: Man, HotshotGG is such a whiny, narcissistic bitch! He always blames his teammates for mistakes he himself makes. If he weren't such a drama queen, he would hardly have any viewers at all!

Guy 2: I know, right? Come watch Guardsman Bob instead. He never rages and has a damn good song playlist.

Guy 1: Good idea! Thanks!

Guardsman Bob by Androth December 29, 2011

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guardamama

one who hurts without intention, who doesn't realizing that he/she is inflicting pain.

Why were you such a guardamama back there? Don't you know she just got a shot in that arm?

guardamama by Anna February 26, 2003

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Gurdaman

A person who sits at their computer all day masturbating and smelling their own farts, a gurdaman also watches gay shit like keeping up with the kardashians. Can also be used to describe real bad gas after ten pizzas.

Guy 1: "Oh man, that food is fighting it's way out"
Guy 2: "Ah dude, you just pulled a gurdaman!!!"

Gurdaman by ponti57US January 14, 2015

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Guardianofteeth

Fun roleplayer who is one OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE on discord

“Dude, Guardianofteeth is so fun to roleplay with!”

Guardianofteeth by oioioioierwinpp August 25, 2021

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guarafano

a not so insulting insult in spanish meant to be used with friends not a serious insult

Pinche guarafano

Cara de guarafano

guarafano by guarafano123 April 25, 2022

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GOUL.GuardianOf.eth

alpha

u follow GOUL.GuardianOf.eth yet? hes totally alpha

GOUL.GuardianOf.eth by totally not goul July 28, 2022

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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