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greenwalding

Cherry picking content then spinning it out of context in order to defame someone. Named after lawyer/author Glenn Greenwald.
"Richard Nixon was fond of greenwalding his opponents. Goebbels was a master of the greenwalder's art. Sam Harris is often greenwalded." - Richard Dawkins
greenwalding by donroberto April 11, 2016

greenwalding

The act of misrepresenting a more intelligent person's superior argument, typically on social media in the form of poorly written material under the guise of journalism.
Richard Nixon was fond of greenwalding his opponents. Goebbels was a master of the greenwalder's art. Sam Harris is often greenwalded.
greenwalding by udprovo April 12, 2016

greenwalding

Intentionally misrepresenting someone's views. Just like fake journalist Glenn Greenwald does.
Jim said that I supported the war in Iraq even though I didn't. He's totally greenwalding me. What an asshole....
greenwalding by Aaron17583 May 2, 2019

greenwald 

To misrepresent a more intelligent person's superior argument, typically on social media in the form of poorly written material under the guise of journalism.
Jessica now realised her argument was obsolete, there was nothing left for her to do but greenwald her opponent on Twitter.
greenwald by Tapiola April 9, 2016

greenwald 

misrepresent a more intelligent person’s superior argument, typically on social media in the form of poorly written material under the guise of journalism
“You know someone's losing the argument when they greenwald their opponent"
greenwald by Matthew Andy Smith April 9, 2016

Alex Greenwald 

I am convinced that the only other definition on this page was written by the devil himself (Alex Greenwald) because there is no way that anyone could think he is that cool. Now, here is the TRUE definition of Mr. Greenwald!

Alex Greenwald (Gaywald for short) is a indie rock faggot that would do literally anything to be in the spotlight including sucking off a giraffe at a PETA rally to butt fucking Sting for his shitty band to get an opening slot on his tour.

Gaywald's hobbies include trying to be popular, copying whatever music is popular at the time, dating actresses who are more famous than him (then dumping them for the next barely-legal pussy that goes by). His theme song is "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo.
George: "Yo, homie! Have you heard about that fuckass Alex Greenwald?"

Bobby: "No! I've never heard of him before in my life! Who the fuck is he?"

George: "Oh. he's some sleazebag fucko that likes barely legal girls, especially if they're famous"

Bobby: "You're kidding?"

George: "No joke! He just went through another one this year and now he's dating his pet mongoose"
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