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Turkish Grapple Hook

Which means they will grab you by the balls, and hold it as hard as they can until a popping sound comes.
Mate I'll Turkish Grapple Hook you.
Oh beware of that guy, I've heard he Turkish Grapple Hooked someone.
That girl likes to Turkish Grapple Hook guys.
Turkish Grapple Hook by TurkishChad November 13, 2020

gropple hook 

invented by Irish women
to collect the souls of others
in particular men. so a number
of adverba, typically 7.9 on avg
are thrown at bystanders until
they captcher their beautiful

filthy fish und full em full dere
gropple hook, derbe dee barbe bee
in b
Old story be in Gorge Galloway land, and ar' prebby Irish lass blew three hundred pound of gropple hook out 'er ass! ~ by Yorg Bohemian Grewb Halloway
gropple hook by sinrlifemattrs October 11, 2025

gropple hook 

invented by Irish women to collect the souls of others in particular men. so a number of adverbs, typically 7.9 on avg are thrown at bystanders until they captcher their beautiful filthy fish und full em full dere gropple hook, derbe dee barbe bee
Oldtale be in Gorge Galloway land, and ar' prebby Irish lass blew three hundred pound of gropple hook out 'er ass! ~ Hemian Grub Galway
gropple hook by sinrlifemattrs October 11, 2025

grapplehooked 

Inebriated to a point where there is a strong tendency to fool around with dangerous implements. Appears to be of nautical origin and somewhat archaic. In modern usage, is often preceded by the phrase "Hey guys, bet you can't do this!"
"Me matey was fair grapplehooked" (archaic) "That student gets grapplehooked way more often that I do." (current)
grapplehooked by Nim Chimsky January 21, 2009

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026