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Goonsnitch by Goondaddy goon September 13, 2009
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Goonsmith
The origional source of this word has become forgotten (mainly due to excessive alcohol consumption) however what we are sure of is it's meaning. The term refers to a child who goes by the name of Anthony Greensmith. As you can imagine, describing him as a top class, straight up, grade A, class act, useless moron puts a large amount of strain on ones larynx, so a word was needed to allow a short sharp delivery, as opposed to a long babbling tirade. Using our immense wit and tact, we replaced the beginning of the childs name with the term Goon.
Anthony: "Hi, I'm Barry Scott. Bang, and the dirt is gone!"
Girl: "Get the fuck away from me"
Everyone: Haha, nice work Goonsmith
Girl: "Get the fuck away from me"
Everyone: Haha, nice work Goonsmith
Goonsmith by Owen & Ed Collaboration September 7, 2006
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Gooksnatch
{verb} - To take or steal money and you intentionaly make up lies explaining that it was confiscated.
When Joe told me the police took my money,I knew right then and there,I was a victim of a gooksnatch.
Gooksnatch by urbandudeman February 26, 2009
godsnitch
godsnitch by 81 comic series April 15, 2017
goopsnatch
goopsnatch by MARCTOHPSM September 11, 2023
Barber goonsuitcasing
When you ask your barber for a low taper fade and instead he braids your head hair and ass hair and carries you like a suitcase and then proceeds to flickergoon and cum Inside your ass
Barber goonsuitcasing by Lebombom February 18, 2025
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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