Googloid 

Pronounced "google-oid"

Derived from the words Google and mongoloid.

Used to describe a person who is rather geeky with almost anything about google related stuff.

Nerdie: Hey have you heard about google voice?
Model: Nope and I don't wanna hear about it and anymore of your googloid crap stuff.

Googloid by XYRYX October 19, 2009

Googlodyte 

When you have someone that has a useless head of knowledge but no level of depth. They only can explain what they are talking about to the depth of what they read when they did a Google search. In other words they do not really know anything about the subject but surfed it on Google and now pretend to be experts on the subject. In a nut shell they are bull shitters and what they don’t know after the initial bit they found on Google search they make up. The word Googlodyte is derogatory, a way of describing a frigen know it all!!

"That guy, thinks he knows everything, what a F%%%& Googlodyte." or " He's a walking pile of bullshit, a frigen Googlodyte.
or " Ask so and so he likes to come across as if he is some kind of brainer ,,,, " F%^^& Googlodyte!"

Googlodyte by d0bo April 27, 2011

googliday 

Any day significant enough to have google alter its homepage. Usually by adding more to the google logo.

"Damn, check out the fatty pumpkins replacing the o's in google"
"Oh yup, haloween is a googliday."

googliday by Tonkotruck November 1, 2008

Googlodyte 

<i>noun</i>; An individual whose sole recourse for any information is Google; a person who compulsively checks Google for any reference to that person, that person's family, that other person that person fancies, what have you.

"I never have to worry about checking up on my girlfriends because my roommate is such a Googlodyte."

"If she only dates guys who generate 15 unique search results or more, that girls nothin' but a Googlodyte."

Googlodyte by Alex Brant-Zawadzki December 15, 2007

Googlodyte 

A person who has lived in a cave so long, s/he doesn't know that any question of fact can be answered by Google.

The googlodyte kept asking me for song lyrics that would only take two seconds and two brain cells to find.

Googlodyte by Philosoranter September 9, 2004

Gongloid 

Belong to the same family as mongoloid and bongloid, a gongloid refers to a guy who is at least 19 or 20 years old, but still threatens to tell on other people for doing things we he believes to be against the rules. One trait is that he will pretend to be taking a shit in the restroom, but when somebody opens the door to take a picture of him he is actually masturbating. He will then lie about this and call the other people perverts for trying to look at this dick. This type of person usually has a crease in their hand (much like somebody with down syndrome) and walks with a limp.

That guy threatened to tell on me for sluffing Algebra class, even though everybody knows he sucked off his best friend in the locker room last night. What a gongloid!

Gongloid by Benyill October 6, 2008

Googleoid 

An evolved variety of the human species whose life is perfectly aligned to, and simplified by, Google.

I want to be a googleoid

Those guys are real googleoids

Googleoid by LL Hady July 3, 2011