An utter Abomination. The foulest of all creatures known or unknown to mankind, often the "cute
friend" a girl tries to
set you up with. Has the comparable sexual attraction to a menstrating Jaba the Hutt. Typically large enough to contract her own gravitational pull, with the blubber capacity to be used as a flotation device in dire circumstances. See
Titanic. The equivalent of a "0" on a 1-10 rating scale, assuming negative numbers are not allowed.