An utter Abomination. The foulest of all creatures known or unknown to mankind, often the "cute friend" a girl tries to set you up with. Has the comparable
sexual attraction to a menstrating Jaba the Hutt. Typically large enough to contract her own
gravitational pull, with the blubber capacity to be used as a flotation device in dire
circumstances. See Titanic. The equivalent of a "0" on a 1-10 rating scale, assuming negative numbers are not allowed.