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An utter Abomination. The foulest of all creatures known or unknown to mankind, often the "cute friend" a girl tries to set you up with. Has the comparable sexual attraction to a menstrating Jaba the Hutt. Typically large enough to contract her own gravitational pull, with the blubber capacity to be used as a flotation device in dire circumstances. See Titanic. The equivalent of a "0" on a 1-10 rating scale, assuming negative numbers are not allowed.
"I would rather face fuck a pitbull than kiss that Grindlesnatch."
"I found myself being drawn to her physically. Literally. In a bad fucking way."
by tastynessy December 12, 2011