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get brain 

Street slang for oral sex
From a news source:
The advertisements that ran on about 200 buses across the city in recent months carried posters displaying a suggestively posed woman in hot pants kneeling among a pile of books beside the snappy slogan "Read Books, Get Brain."
get brain by JoeCool November 6, 2004

get brain 

She was good to go, so I knew I was gonna get brain that night!
get brain by Poom November 6, 2004

read books, get brain 

A tagline for a surprisingly longlived advertising campaign by Akademiks. The ads featured a hot chick sitting on a stack of books in a clearly suggestive position. See brain and get brain.
Ayo man, that Akademiks ad said if I read books I'ma get brain, b! You see that? "Read books, get brain". That ill wops homie! Watch I'ma go read something now.
read books, get brain by LDizzle August 20, 2008

get a new brain 

dissatisfaction with ones' own, or anothers mental performance. -suggestion that in this time of 'transplants', one could procure a new 'mind' somewhere, and make out a bit better!
when i closed the patient up, i left a saw inside; i'm going to have to get a new brain, or lay off the PCP!!

-going to hit a yard sale and get me a new mind!

she needs to get a new brain!!

-this brain won't 'hop' when i bark orders, i need to get a new brain!
get a new brain by michael foolsley February 6, 2010

get brains 

slang for getting head from a girl. the implication is that your wang is gettin close to her brains!
I get brains from that biatch every night.
get brains by maybenot September 4, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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