maybenot's definitions

Assburn

When you shit out a damn redwood and it burns for 1-3 minutes.

Assburn is just a terrible tragedy.

by maybenot September 27, 2003

tallywacker

A wang, more commonly heard in England. It's a funny and more proper word for the cack.

My tallywacker knocked over the radio when I walked by it.

by maybenot September 5, 2003

stained glass window

What happens after you accidently misfire and blow a load on the closest glass window

I busted and turned it into a stained glass window.

by maybenot September 4, 2003

sugoi

Phrase to show excellence, coolness, and awesome powa supa dupa 100% for Japanase girls.

Hey bitch look at this.....Suuugooiiii!!

by maybenot September 27, 2003

pornstar

Someone in the adult film industry who has huge tits/cack who probably is on drugs 60% of the time which is ok.

Damn I wish I could be a pornstar.

by maybenot September 5, 2003

dyke out

v. When two manly lesbians show affection for each other. Not to be confused when two hot feminine lesbians get it on, which is just called good shit.

I saw those two bull dykes dyke out with their mullets in front of the consturction site.

by maybenot September 4, 2003

clam

A friendly sea creature residing in the sands of the ocean. They are lazy bastards and have one fat foot they gimp around on.

I took a fat hit of some smoked clams.

by maybenot September 5, 2003