22 definitions by maybenot

Top Definition
a broke ass mutha fucka who relies on crack to sustain daily life. Often seen running at full speed for a multitude of reasons.
The crackhead ran like the wind.
by maybenot September 04, 2003
A friendly sea creature residing in the sands of the ocean. They are lazy bastards and have one fat foot they gimp around on.
I took a fat hit of some smoked clams.
by maybenot September 05, 2003
When the majestical sidewalls of the vagina pertrude to form a nice outline, cause by some sort of clothing rising up in there.
I stared at the camel toe and it seemed to wave at me.
by maybenot September 03, 2003
slang for getting head from a girl. the implication is that your wang is gettin close to her brains!
I get brains from that biatch every night.
by maybenot September 04, 2003
When you shit out a damn redwood and it burns for 1-3 minutes.
Assburn is just a terrible tragedy.
by maybenot September 27, 2003
Of high quality, carrying something out with perfection.
I hit that shit pro status.
by maybenot September 28, 2003
A wang, more commonly heard in England. It's a funny and more proper word for the cack.
My tallywacker knocked over the radio when I walked by it.
by maybenot September 05, 2003

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