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gooberness disease

The lifelong disease of being a goober. Hard to diagnose, but non-curable once found. Acts up in episodes. Like acne except without the zits.
Hannah: Did you hear about Jack? He's got gooberness disease!

Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!
gooberness disease by goober2011 November 17, 2009

His Royal Guberness™ 

Term to describe Wisconsin's Scott Walker and his despotic escapades.
His Royal Guberness™ and the Wakenhut Palace Guard have locked down the Wisconsin State Capitol Building.

gooberness

Residual leftover garbage from an old software instalation.
After I removed Office, there was gooberness still on my machine.
gooberness by Dan Bunyard September 17, 2007