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3 toed couch sloth that when not in hibernation in his "Gizlair" comsumes gloutonous amounts of free marijuana and stuffs himself with expired pastries and arizona green tea from his local arab food mart.

Habits: Sleeping on the clock, begging for bong hits, hoarding scrumptious goodies in his gizlair, complaining of having to work 2 hours a day picking up dog poop, feeding pit bulls, and doing minor house chores while watching HBO on demand!
The gizzler himself
gizzler by Roc Dog April 3, 2008
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glizzler 

glizzler is like an ohio type word. its like a skibidi toilet but more rizzy
Damn son, he is glizzing that glizzy up. he gotta be the glizzler from ohio!
glizzler by theglizzler43 October 10, 2023

Fizz Gizzler 

A fizz gizzler is a proprietary piece of technology to make a carbonated beverage. It is also a noun, a verb and an adjective.
Hey look at Travis, he's such a fizz gizzler.

Can I borrow the fizz gizzler? I need to take it to a party to make some soda water.
Fizz Gizzler by cumguzzler123 August 13, 2012

grizzler 

A grey haired binge drinker. An older man who uses an excuse such as a football match to drink alcohol heavily, often starting early in the morning.
G: Come on you grizzlers, let's get a dozen pints in before the game.
grizzler by EBlumer December 29, 2007

grizzler 

Grinding device commonly used to grind up marijuana for seedless blunts and joints.
"Pass me the grizzler, i'm bout to twist one up."
grizzler by M-Bizzle April 12, 2007

grizzler 

a drunkin 4 AM green light that you r waiting for so you can make your right turn
T-"Will you fuckin go....tourne a droit, tourne a droit, vite, vite"

J-"Can I get a fuckin grizzler first!!"
grizzler by vincent circleview February 5, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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