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Robert Geiss 

person a:kennst du Robert geiss?
person b:ja klar er ist ein könig!
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A Giessel is a woman who won’t do as she promised. She’ll say whatever she needs to, to get a job or position of power, but she won’t keep her promise once she’s in there.

A woman who promises or claims one thing, then later does the opposite.

To Giessel is to do the reverse of what was promised.
Wow, I can’t believe that woman promised to pay us those funds & then did a complete 180 on it.

“Yeah she’s a total Giessel”

Hey did you see that woman indicate right, but then she turned left. She must be a Giessel.
Giessel by Dick _Shinary October 22, 2019
She’s such a fucking amazing girl. A girl named Gisselle is beautiful and wild. She’ll have guys head over heels for her. She has some bitches hating on her but that’s only because they’re jealous of her. When bitches don’t like her she won’t give a fuck. A girl named Gisselle is hella funny and relatable for many people. She’s soooo not perfect because perfect is fake but all we should know is that she’s 110% real. She’ll get into trouble if she has to she’s loyal as fuckkk. People can go up to her and ask for advice since she’s really good st helping people (like a therapist) and whenever she needs help on her own she keeps her problems to herself because she don’t need anyone solving them for her. A girl named Gisselle is what a guy should be thankful for :)
-“bruh that’s Gisselle she’s fucking fine”
“Ur right but not only if she fine she has one hell of a personality🤤”
Gisselle by Idonttellliesssss September 24, 2018
Gissel is a unique friend. She will laugh with you over nothing, will be there to cheer you up like a loyal golden retriever. Gissel´s tend to have beautiful big brown eyes, and a beautiful smile that makes you want to smile. They are Hard dedicated workers, task oriented.

They are very social and can get bored if left alone for a long time.. But this wont really happen since they tend to make friends very easily.. I mean who wouldn't want their very own Gissel . She uses contacts and glasses, either way she is beautiful. They are liked by everyone.

Dont feed them any hard alcohol. Gissel´s don't do well with it. They should stick to beer for your sake and mine.
Once you find a Gissel you should never let go because they are a real true blue friend you can count on for the big and small things in life.

Sweet, funny and thoughtful. Everyone should have a Gissel cause she is everything you could want in a girl friend.

She's so cool and stylish ..she deserves more than just 6 definitions on urban dictionary.Everyone will want her as a best friend.
Gissel
Gissel by flipper26 March 28, 2014

glissta-Shine

Glissie-Shine
When you make an appearance and you stand out from the crowd.
Sticking out from everyone else.
A presents that is extremely noticeable.
Person: everyone couldn’t help but notice your Glissta-Shine in the club last night.

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glissta-Shine by MillYentei DYSlick September 15, 2020
Someone who won't give up on a friend, a fighter no willing to give up. She has her ups and downs and has her break downs but always recovers. A girl so will do anything to make anyone else smile. A person with a "beautiful soul". This is the type of friend anyone would want thru thic and thin.
Man i wish I was more lile gisselle, she won't give up and no matter what she is making others smile.
Gisselle by Smartgirl975 May 10, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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