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1. A tall douche who likes big dick in his ass who works at Wienerschnitzel.
2. A stick used to beat off ugly zombie grandmothers and small rodents.
3. A adolesent boy with no butt.
Did you talk to Geiss today?
Yeah, that motherfucker doesn't even know how to fucking bone me in the back of the knee.
by Michael Geiss March 12, 2008

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German for a sexy girl with a nice ass.
That is one geiss!
by thebestaround69 October 28, 2014

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