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Geeksmack 

A person who is so pitiful they would suffer being smacked by a geek.
My friend Kurt is a real Geeksmack!!
Geeksmack by Matt Malin May 18, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
The geek holiday that comes after Christmas. It covers the various weeks within January and February that encompass CES (Consumer Electronics Show), Macworld and PMA (a major photography expo). Most every cool new consumer electronic, Apple and photography product is announced during this extended holiday, making it feel like Christmas for Geeks all over again.
For Geeksmas this year I hope Canon finally releases a successor to their 5D camera. That, and maybe Steve Jobs will give us a new ultraportable mac, too!
geeksmas by Gadgetdragon January 16, 2008

geekback 

Term describing the type of feedback one would expect to receive from a software developer, IT professional, or general technology geek, etc.
We received some geekback from our IT department and it's being translated at this time into something that the rest of us can understand.
geekback by Melodrone December 8, 2010

getsmack 

Short for a"'thats what you get' smack". A good, hard backhand to the back of the face which was well deserved, usually by cheating on a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Man: "Baby I'm sorry I slept with your sister."

Woman smacks the hell out of Man

Woman: "That was a getsmack, bitch."
getsmack by Zuke July 11, 2006

geekspank 

A NOUN that describes magazines dedicated to technical information. The reader must be looking forward to pouring over each issue to get every last detail.
My friend Adam's bedroom floor is covered in Geekspank. He waits anxiously for the each issue of tape-op to come to his parents mail box. "I can't wait to read about the X4000St rev. 2 it supposed to make the rev 1 one sound so Janky.
geekspank by Daniel Cantor October 7, 2006

geekstick 

USB Stick, Also known as a porn folder.
my geekstick is so full of CP, JB and furry, ima have to go buy a new one.
geekstick by ?Joker? July 26, 2008

geekstick 

USB Stick, Also known as a porn folder.
my geekstick is so full of CP, JB and furry, ima have to go buy a new one.
geekstick by SpineSnapper April 4, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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