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1. pitiful mass
A number of employees necessary or sufficient to have a insignificant effect or to achieve no results.
Wow, that company was great when it had 10 employees. Now just look at the mess it became after reaching pitiful mass.

Manager: "Thank god for cubicles or we would never have reached pitiful mass!"
2. pitiful fuck
1. Any person that tries to get sex by making others feel sorry for them.

2. Any person who accepts a pity fuck.
Sai asked me for a pity fuck, he's such a pitiful fuck.
3. snigga
a pitiful pathetic depressed repressed gay homosexual eskimo named akins.
aka snika, but he's madwhen you call him snigga
SnikaCool: :(
Sequa: haha you're so pitiful, it's funny
by SnikaCool Aug 19, 2003 add a video
4. GODZILLA!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

BEST FuCKING MONSTER/MESSAGE BOARD JOKE ACCOUNT WHO DESTROYS PITIFUL SHIT-FILLED ASSHOLES WITH HIS AWESOME FUCKING GOD DAMN SKILLS THAT ARE UNCOMPREHENDABLE, YOU CoCKMAN!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!!
GODZILLA is the worst joke account ever. OH MY GOD, he's stomping my pitiful ass!
by GODZILLA! Sep 22, 2004 add a video
5. Poor John
A term used in old literature such as "Romeo and Juliet"
It defines a small penis that is old and wrinkly; an insult such as 'biting the thumb'(physical act), which means tell someone has a pitiful penis.
"Yo dude, did you see the poor john on Gary in the showers today. It's like a raisen!"
6. rumpy bumpy
Yet another term for sex.

This is generally said by people who are afraid of saying the 's' word as they have spent the first four decades of their pitiful lives stuck to their mothers nips.
Ted: "Did you see that new adult site?"
Phil: "Yeah, I got some great rumpy bumpy viedos of it."
7. cabrone
A man who has a girlfriend or wife who cheats on him, and he knows about it, and will do nothing about it.
Fred gets no respect from anyone. Besides being a spineless pussy, he is a pitiful cabrone.
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