Gashstronome 

An expert in the art of dining out on clunge.

"he licked me out good and proper, he was quite the gashstronome"

Gashstronome by Normy75 June 15, 2013

gastronome 

n. the proper scientific term for individuals who consume gourmet or upper-class food and drink for recreational or self-deceptive purposes; also known as "foodies". These people may also refer to themselves as "gastronomists", but don't listen to them.

You: "I guess you could call me a foodie, or gastronome, or even a gastronomist!"
Me: "I'm going to call you a pretentious fat turd instead."

gastronome by Very Finestein July 23, 2013

gangstronomer 

One who observes and charts the location of gangstas. To date there are no known professional gangstronomers and no formal training, just devoted amateurs and hobbyists.

The gangstronomer carefully charted the positions of the gangstas he could spot with his telescope.

gangstronomer by John P.H. Ball December 24, 2007

gashtronomical

adj. When a situation is absolutely and unthinkably bad in some way. Stemming from the words gash (meaning extremely sucky and astronomical (meaning very high in quanity).

matt: "The club will be shut after tonight and will not open for months..."
ollie ken: "This is gashtronomical!!"

gashtronomical by Olly J October 2, 2006

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008