Gashstronome
Gashstronome by Normy75 June 15, 2013
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gastronome
n. the proper scientific term for individuals who consume gourmet or upper-class food and drink for recreational or self-deceptive purposes; also known as "foodies". These people may also refer to themselves as "gastronomists", but don't listen to them.
You: "I guess you could call me a foodie, or gastronome, or even a gastronomist!"
Me: "I'm going to call you a pretentious fat turd instead."
Me: "I'm going to call you a pretentious fat turd instead."
gastronome by Very Finestein July 23, 2013
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gangstronomer
One who observes and charts the location of gangstas. To date there are no known professional gangstronomers and no formal training, just devoted amateurs and hobbyists.
gangstronomer by John P.H. Ball December 24, 2007
gashtronomical
adj. When a situation is absolutely and unthinkably bad in some way. Stemming from the words gash (meaning extremely sucky and astronomical (meaning very high in quanity).
matt: "The club will be shut after tonight and will not open for months..."
ollie ken: "This is gashtronomical!!"
ollie ken: "This is gashtronomical!!"
gashtronomical by Olly J October 2, 2006
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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