Garfunkelitis

A disease where you turn green and implode.

Dude 1: What happened to Jeff?
Dude 2: He imploded because he got Garfunkelitis.
Dude 1: Shit! Dude. Wow.

by Gingerification May 10, 2012

garfunkeled

when in some sort of relationship, business or otherwise, your associate or partner leaves, acheiving more success or happiness than when they were associated with you.

Dammit, I've been garfunkeled! My ex-girlfriend was miserable and wouldn't do anything with me when I was with her, but I saw her the other day, she was with her new asshole boyfriend and...well...dammit
I've been garfunkeled!

by ethan "mojo-spankk" bradshaw October 16, 2003

Garfunkeling

When a woman requests her partner dress as Art Garfunkel during intercourse.

Better grab my wig, This chicks into Garfunkeling!

by Heat3 March 1, 2009

Garfunkel

to tag along or to be unneccessary, loosely (and wrongly) based on Art Garfunkel

Hey, can i Garfunkel with you guys

by englishhhh December 28, 2005

Garfunkel

The more outgoing person in a pair.

Origin: refers to folk- rock 1960s duo Simon and Garfunkel. Art Garfunkel, who did not write or play an instrument, arguably was the better singer of the two. He was also more personable/talkative. In a way, the "sidekick" of Simon.

He's the Garfunkel in that relationship.

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

Garfunkel

when u put ur tip on somebody else’s tip

love to Garfunkel

by Garfunkellover69 December 4, 2019

Garfunkeling

When a woman makes you dress up as Art Garfunkel and have sex with her.

"Hey Jemaine, want to go Garfunkeling again tonight?"

by Kayla Burney, The Sexy Beast October 12, 2016