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To Gare is to molest young boys and girls in a pedastry way.
Mike "Gared" that little boy till he bled.
by Andrew September 20, 2004
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One who has achieved a state of Gareness
eg To the masses, they attribute his success to his physical fitness when in reality it is because he is a Gare.
by Langdon Olger January 12, 2009
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A person who plays Counter-strike all day and is french.
"Oh my lord, have you heard of eddy kim? He likes to pull out a gares!"
by Peter April 17, 2004
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Noun Gare m. - like when da hoes up in dere no gare noob lol

Verb Gare m. - for wen dey no liek how it goes but only if dey didn alredy gare u gar
That old guy gared me from above
by Gare The Ultimate Geesh August 01, 2011
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