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Sexiest guy living. When you see a Garett spelled like this you know that he is good looking and has a huge cock. Good at everything
Garett are the best
Garett by gfdsagfdgadfgadf August 13, 2018
He is that cool kid that you want to be and really popular and gets all the ladies
Person 1: Oh wow do you see that kid he gets all the girls and is super rip
Person 2: Yeah he is such a Garett
Garett by AmICoolYet? October 11, 2019
1.) to take geometry when you're in 8th grade online then ditch it to play minecraft then miss a butt ton of school

2.)A fat boy who doesn't seem like much at first, but full of surprises. He's a computer nerd, plays minecraft a LOT, minesweeper, he's a genius and he's cute!
Shawn: Where is Dylan?
Zack: He's taking a Garett just like I did for some weeks.
Shawn: he's missed like over 2 months of school and when ever I see him in the library he always plays minecraft
Garett by cat census November 7, 2012
"Wow, that guy is a huge Garett. Aka world's biggest faggol."
Garett by Heyyawhatsupcool November 6, 2014
A fucking cunt ass piece of shit. He is the king off all gays. Out of the 171,476 words in the English language, their is no word or combination of words that can describe how much of a piece of shit he is. I hope he gets shot 27 times in the chest and doesn’t die but has to feel the pain of each and every bullet penetrating his skin for the rest of his life. And when he dies I hope he goes to hell and rots there for all of eternity felling the burning flames and enduring the pain with no escape and watching satan laugh at him as he begs for mercy and cries like a little gay ass bitch.
Girl 1: have you heard of Garett

Girl 2: yeah, he’s a fucking cunt ass piece of shit. He is the king off all gays. Out of the 171,476 words in the English language, their is no word or combination of words that can describe how much of a piece of shit he is. I hope he gets shot 27 times in the chest and doesn’t die but has to feel the pain of each and every bullet penetrating his skin for the rest of his life. And when he dies I hope he goes to hell and rots there for all of eternity felling the burning flames and enduring the pain with no escape and watching satan laugh at him as he begs for mercy and cries like a little gay ass bitch.

Girl 1: ok
Garett by Garettisgay March 1, 2020
good friend, also maybe funny fun to make fun, sad, sometimes say's Dond-a dell me whad do to, and likes to say I am here to inform you that your own mother is in fact a homosexual, sometimes he wants you to jump into a hole full of praying mantises, is very much a gentlemen and says pardon, in summary, he good friend.
Garett is a good friend.
Garett by The Milk Man6969 May 21, 2022