Funtastrophe
I was having a fun time playing video games all night long but it turned into a catastrophe when I forgot to do my project due today. It was a Funtastrophe.
Funtastrophe by topgun2021 November 21, 2011
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An event involving several IT System or Hardware failures in a short period of time. Usually marked by a several-million to one chance of occurance.
Will usually produce trembles, tremors and nervous ticks in upper level IT managers.
Will usually produce trembles, tremors and nervous ticks in upper level IT managers.
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Faptastrophe
So get this, I was rubbing one out last night and I ripped my foreskin. It was a total faptastrophe bro!
Faptastrophe by Steve McAlistar January 12, 2011
Cuntastrophe
A woman who, by demeanor and action, creates issues where there are none. A drama machine. She will commonly be found in panic, when you ask her what is wrong she will list horrible situations from the past, the present and quite possibly activities that aren't even true just to stir up shit. When she asks you questions, beware, it is rhetorical, she is bating you into her trap. It is how they hunt. They dwell within a web of lies and burned bridges wherein they create a nest which requires high matienance. These women should be avoided at all costs.
Trish: Oh, here comes Doloris.
Doloris: (In background) Oh my God, I just wrecked my car because I got a call while I was trying to drink my vodka. Could you loan me $50 so I can get some scrath-its? You don't want me to buy scratch-its?!? Do you think I'm fat?..."
Harrison: Christ, that woman is a Cuntastrophe.
Doloris: (In background) Oh my God, I just wrecked my car because I got a call while I was trying to drink my vodka. Could you loan me $50 so I can get some scrath-its? You don't want me to buy scratch-its?!? Do you think I'm fat?..."
Harrison: Christ, that woman is a Cuntastrophe.
Cuntastrophe by The Lord Bob Saget April 19, 2010
Cuntastrophe
A person, usually a girl, who was really cool at one point in their life but has since become a total douche/introvert.
Guy 1: Dude, whatever happened to Noelle?
Guy 2: I don't know man, she's been a real bitch lately.
Guy 1: Yeah, she's a total cuntastrophe.
Guy 2: I don't know man, she's been a real bitch lately.
Guy 1: Yeah, she's a total cuntastrophe.
Cuntastrophe by Konglomerate January 10, 2009
cuntastrophe
A catastrophic event that occurs as a result of someone's cuntish (selfish, mean, horrible) actions.
cuntastrophe by Olia March 23, 2008
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