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Funk Trunk 

Damn! Dem Dere's some Uncle Tom's Be Shakin' Dat Funk Trunk! Foshizzie!
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funk trunk 

Booty that's way too big, but shaped *just* right.
Damn, Pam's funk trunk is just beggin me to slap it!!
funk trunk by p. d. s'n January 22, 2004

trunk funk 

1. The female equivalent of swamp ass.

2. The layer of sweat, slime, etc. that accumulates in a woman's ass crack on a hot summer's day.

3. A sweaty condition existing in a woman's ass region. Amplified during exertion and in particularly hot and humid weather.
I normally like to eat out an ass, but after she got back from the gym she had some nasty trunk funk going on so I went with the stinky pinky instead.
trunk funk by Darnydb July 19, 2010

funk under the trunk 

the strong smell of dick cheese on the scrotal sack and in the woman's ass after a bout of shrekkage
fiona had some strong funk under the trunk after she went in shrek's swamp
funk under the trunk by xtremeirishman September 30, 2014

funk in the trunk 

Having subs in trunk or storage area of your automobile.
What kina funk yous got in that trunk

funk in the trunk 

funk in the trunk: the smell of ass
Dude, change your shorts. The funk in the trunk smell like you shit yourself.

trucker funk

The nasty smell of a truck driver they get from being over the road. Smells like diesel fuel and old leather
The trucker funk nearly killed me.
trucker funk by Hisgirl101 June 3, 2014
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