Filling up a bucket with cum, freezing it, making a hole on the top of the frozen cum bucket and putting dog corn feces in the hole. Then making your partner put a rusty metal pipe in your ass while you masturbate into the frozen bucket hole.

Lets Embryo FunBucket the fuck outta myself this night, shall we?

Embryo FunBucket by Eggbeggy May 29, 2026

Related Words

Funbucket • Embryo FunBucket • fudbucket • fumbucket • Fur bucket • Funk-Bucket • fuckbucket • funsucker • fagbucket • cunbucket

funsucker

A person who takes the fun out of absolutely everything by being extremely whiny, annoying, bitchy, moody, strict, uptight, etc. People who are like this are a real drag.

Guy 1:We were having a blast mattress surfing behind my bro's 4 wheeler until our neighbors came out and screamed at us.

Guy 2: What a bunch of funsuckers!

funsucker by SupaC November 26, 2010

Funbuck

Any proprietary currency that is required by a specific entity to buy their goods and/or services, instead of using real money. Common in theme parks and online games with a "cash shop".

I didn't have enough Microsoft points left on my account to buy that Xbox Live Arcade game, so I had to buy some more funbucks with my credit card

Funbuck by Milkymoocowmoo August 22, 2011

Funfuckitive

When a situation is so clearly stressful and fucked. Still somehow your sane and can’t help but laugh about.

The meeting was so messed up it was the most funfuckitive meeting in my career I couldn’t help but laugh.

Funfuckitive by RedHol August 27, 2020

funsucker

somebody who sucks the fun out of anything.

The funsuckers have ruined halloween with their irrational fears.

funsucker by MacQuarrie December 4, 2003

Unbucket

1. To take something off your bucket list.

You: "Have you ever eaten Slows BBQ on Michigan Avenue?"
Me: "No, I haven't but I hear it's like eating a good dream."
You: "What are you waiting for, unbucket that shit!"

Unbucket by ejd1 November 29, 2011

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026