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Fuck Shape

The ability to last a sizeable amount of time without perspiring or showing fatigue during heavy physical activity or pressure, specifically fucking.
Friend: I was watching a porn yesterday on my iphone and this bitch was banging in every position for like an hour looking fire!!
Me: So the bitch was in some excellent Fuck Shape!
Me: Fucking a...

Random: Look at that dime on the elliptical machine, she looks to be in good Fuck Shape!
Random #2: For sure and you can have my left overs!

Rhonda: Sir, your client for your 9 o'clock appointment is here...
Exec: Thanks, send him in!
Rhonda: There are actually five of them sir, do you want Larry to sit in on this with you?
Exec: No pressure Rhonda Im in Fuck Shape, I got this, send them in!
Fuck Shape by RandomJ June 7, 2011
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banana shaped fuck 

Someone who sits down so wrongly that their back is curved like a banana.
Sit straight, you banana shaped fuck!

Fuckscape 

A seemingly calm picture or wallpaper, normally to do with nature, that has been interrupted with an inappropriate sentence or word(s).
*insert picture of a lake with trees*
*blur the words "Burn Shit" into the picture*

Google image Fuckscape and you'll find tons
Fuckscape by Calibrix January 23, 2013

Finnish Fuckshake 

When a guy first blows his load in a girls cooter, then proceeds to take a shit in it. He mixes it all up with his dick, until it is nice and blended.
Guido: "Hey, I heard that Jessica broke up with you"

Ryan: "Yeah, she was really pissed at me after I gave her the finnish fuckshake..."

Guido: "You are a fucking doucher."
Korean English abbreviation of "For fuck's sake!".
Fuckshake by MARCO POLO 1234 April 23, 2015
Korean English abbreviation of "For fuck's sake!".
Fuckshake by MARCO POLO 1234 April 23, 2015