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Fuck Shape

The ability to last a sizeable amount of time without perspiring or showing fatigue during heavy physical activity or pressure, specifically fucking.
Friend: I was watching a porn yesterday on my iphone and this bitch was banging in every position for like an hour looking fire!!
Me: So the bitch was in some excellent Fuck Shape!
Me: Fucking a...

Random: Look at that dime on the elliptical machine, she looks to be in good Fuck Shape!
Random #2: For sure and you can have my left overs!

Rhonda: Sir, your client for your 9 o'clock appointment is here...
Exec: Thanks, send him in!
Rhonda: There are actually five of them sir, do you want Larry to sit in on this with you?
Exec: No pressure Rhonda Im in Fuck Shape, I got this, send them in!
Fuck Shape by RandomJ June 7, 2011
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banana shaped fuck 

Someone who sits down so wrongly that their back is curved like a banana.
Sit straight, you banana shaped fuck!

Fuckscape 

A seemingly calm picture or wallpaper, normally to do with nature, that has been interrupted with an inappropriate sentence or word(s).
*insert picture of a lake with trees*
*blur the words "Burn Shit" into the picture*

Google image Fuckscape and you'll find tons
Fuckscape by Calibrix January 23, 2013

Finnish Fuckshake 

When a guy first blows his load in a girls cooter, then proceeds to take a shit in it. He mixes it all up with his dick, until it is nice and blended.
Guido: "Hey, I heard that Jessica broke up with you"

Ryan: "Yeah, she was really pissed at me after I gave her the finnish fuckshake..."

Guido: "You are a fucking doucher."
Korean English abbreviation of "For fuck's sake!".
Fuckshake, get yourself together!
Fuckshake by MARCO POLO 1234 April 23, 2015
Korean English abbreviation of "For fuck's sake!".
Fuckshake, get yourself together!
Fuckshake by MARCO POLO 1234 April 23, 2015
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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