Top Definition
When a guy first blows his load in a girls cooter, then proceeds to take a shit in it. He mixes it all up with his dick, until it is nice and blended.
Guido: "Hey, I heard that Jessica broke up with you"

Ryan: "Yeah, she was really pissed at me after I gave her the finnish fuckshake..."

Guido: "You are a fucking doucher."
by HandlessHoudiniFan August 20, 2009

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