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Frithjof 

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Frithjof is a norwegian word for someone with an abnormaly large head. It can also be used of a person whose bodily functions mimic that of a machine.
"Hey, Frithjof, your head won't fit in there."

-"Dude, look at that guy dancing, he's a dancing machine."
-"Total Frithjof!"
Frithjof by David F. Attenborough January 12, 2011
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Frithjof 

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A Frithjof is a chick magnet who gets all the puss. mess with Frithjof and he calls up his homies to hunt you down. A frithjof usually gets around 700 dms from street hoes every minute.
guy 1 : hey man do you know Frithjof?

guy 2: yeah he just stole my girl.

guy 1: feelsbadman, he just fucked my mother
Frithjof by pu$$ydestroyer69 April 23, 2018
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Frithjof • fritjof • frithiof • Northern Fritjof

Frithjof 

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A Frithjof is a total madlad who gets all the puss. He has a maximum level of clout and he can steal your girl at any time with no problem. He will also kill you in one second if you try to stop him.
Guy 1: Frithjof fucked my mom last night in his new Lamborghini.
Guy 2: yeah Frithjof is so cool I wish i could be like him
Guy 3: I agree, everyone wants to be Frithjof.
Frithjof by pu$$ydestroyer69 May 11, 2018
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fritjof 

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Fritjof is a definition of a very hot and glorius boy, u should treat him like a king if u want good luck in life. He is usually very big "down there" and is quite the little treat. He is kind of a pain in the ass but he is still a fucking bad ass.
Oh boy, he's really fritjof!
fritjof by Fritjoflager December 12, 2016
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frithiof 

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A skandinavian word for old and boring.
Usually likes history and other boring stuff
Happy 90th birthday! you're a Frithiof now
frithiof by Dude no. Awesome October 10, 2011
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Fritjof 

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the one and only
TY^&G Fritjof
Fritjof by Fritjof#1fan July 22, 2023
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frithiof 

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old dude with REALLY bad breath!
Don't get too close frithiof
frithiof by Dude no. Awesome October 10, 2011
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