The BURNING sensation you
will feel in your asshole approximately 7 hours after eating a KFC
Zinger Meal, as you sit on the commode holding your ankles and screaming at passers by to "get Colonel Sanders".
Though a Zinger Meal doesn'
t taste particularly spicy going in, on it's way back out the other end it feels as though an
army of hornets are raking hot coals around your ringpiece with a combine harvester.
It's like there's a party in your ass, and everyone's calling the Fire Brigade.