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Friendly Wiener Slap To The Face 

Like a love tap, but with your penis, and to the face.
I love getting a friendly wiener slap to the face. They make my day.

Facebook Friendly 

When you don't actually know someone, you're just friends with them on facebook. Or when you have only talked to the person on facebook.

This also can create awkward situations with the person when you do meet them in person.
"OMG you know Josh!?!"

"No, we are just facebook friendly"
or "YES we have become pretty facebook friendly!!"
Facebook Friendly by lOvIng_LiFe<3 August 27, 2009

facebook friendly 

adj. - the act of befriending someone on facebook, developing an online relationship despite the distance between them (usually a continent) and keeping the conversation flirty but not dirty;
Chad and I totally hit it off on facebook but he lives in England and i'm in the states for another year so we totally have to keep it facebook friendly.
facebook friendly by foxiemoxie April 16, 2008

Facebook friendzy 

What you engage in when you first join Facebook and you spend all your time searching for people to be friends with so you won't look like a loser.
Me: Jill finally joined Facebook today, and she spent the whole day at work in a Facebook friendzy.

You: Well, yeah...Nobody wants to look like a loser because they only have 3 friends!
Facebook friendzy by wordy birdy October 16, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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