A large yard ornament with blue vibrators all over it. The only person's finger print on it is the mechanic because the owner never drives it because it can't make it out of the lot.
Bill was talking crap about my chevy even though his ford has been in the shop since he bought it.
by Chevy Till I Die March 04, 2016

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The slowest, stupidest, most expensive pice of shit money can buy. Someone who owns a Ford is likely stupid as all hell.
Dude one: I got a Ford
Dude two: ha gaaaay
Dude three: should have got a Chevy dumbass
by TheactualsmRtone January 17, 2016

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Quite possibly the worst vehicle manufacturer ever to hit the market. Consequences of buying one of these vehicles include: Faggotry, driveshaft problems, raccoons in your basement, electrical failures, obamacare, bad gas mileage, immigrants, 9/11, cheap interior plastics, cracked engine blocks, racism, Nazism, niggers, moldy cheese, bukkake on your mom's laptop, life in the suburbs, life in prison, watts riots, short powertrain warranty, cracked dash, oil spills and flammable semen. By purchasing one of these vehicles you are automatically signing a contract with Stalin, George W. Bush, Al-Qaeda, Mao, and the Disney channel saying that you're a jew and you hate ice cream and puppies.
I got about ten feet from the Ford dealership before my powertrain warranty expired and my engine exploded.
by incarcerator February 11, 2014

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A vehicle that never runs and is needed to be pushed everywhere.

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Guy 1"I wonder how he stays in shape"
Guy 2"He drives a Ford"
by Country Boy 34 January 03, 2014

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Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): ford-ed; ford-ing
To screw up everything one does with total perfection, completely, on multiple levels, denying responsibility while aggressively pursuing any person, organisation or institution that would suggest otherwise
The candidate forded his job interview, leading to his not getting the job, a response from police, fire, coroner and paramedics, two arrests, and an expense of $106,000.00 to stakeholders.
by dcgb December 03, 2013

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A stereotypical redneck who goes by the name ford named after the car his parents had sex in. He's a guy that loves knives, guns, and fishing!
Friend: hey guys I just shot a couple buck on my way to You: lol your such a ford
by TheAfghan October 26, 2011

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Found On Reservation Dump
My Jeep can tow your Ford home (if you actually want to bring it home)
by Anonymous May 13, 2003

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