Floorface is a condition, usually brought on by a combination of hard alcohol and cigars ingested quickly on an empty stomach, that causes the sufferer's face to become seemingly one with the floor. This condition is not fatal but can cause rug burns and a related condition known as "sharpieface" (usually only occurs when in close proximity to assholes).
"Where is Kevin?"
"Saw him upstairs loving on the berber next to a half empty bottle of WoodfordReserve...serious case of floorface."
When you step outside and have such a bad allergic reaction to the pollen in the air you start crying, your nose starts running, and your face feels swollen.
Flowercake is a term used for someone who's sane, genuine and naive or to someone who's theoretically insane and is acting sane, genuine and naive. Flowercake is basically the opposite of fruitcake, and the term is mostly used by insane people who are having sane behaviour and being sane and genuine.