2 definitions by j2themfk
| 1. | flowerfucked | ||
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When you step outside and have such a bad allergic reaction to the pollen in the air you start crying, your nose starts running, and your face feels swollen. Friend: Are you crying?
You: No, I just got flowerfucked in the face! |
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| 2. | Golden Eye | ||
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The act of appearing sober in front of cops/parents/employers in order to avoid getting arrested/grounded/fired. Normally said by a less drunk friend to the more drunk friend to avoid the aforementioned consequences. Drunk Friend #1: *stumbling around* Hey! Hey! You on the horse! Why dont you.... *continues mumbling incoherently*
Less Drunk Friend #2: Cory! Those are cops! I'm going to need you to golden eye for me buddy Drunk Friend #1: Top of the evening to you gentlemen, beautiful night for a walk if I do say so myself. Less Drunk Friend #2: Very nice. |
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