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Frogbeast 

An overweight person, typically a female blonde or ginger whose body shape along with their facial features are comparable to those of a frog or other amphibious creature. Frequently confused with hambeast
Get a load of the majestic triple chin on that red-head! She's a frogbeast if I've ever seen one!
Frogbeast by VanillaFunk December 5, 2012

Flowerstain 

The name of a goblin in English folklore who would tell jokes to adventurers, and then make them pay in high amounts of gold. It is said that she had joined an order of knights who named themselves "OK", and is also said multiple times in Irish folklore that Flowerstain the Goblin cursed the salmon in many of the rivers that flow to the mainland from the coasts. All accounts of Flowerstain the Goblin refer to her as being in a state of constant boredom until a traveler comes by, to which she becomes increasingly interested in said traveler's money.

Handfulls of Southern Irish and English towns refer to people who are trying to scam or manipulate during a sale a Flowerstain, in reference to the old folklore stories.
"Oi, Bruv, this here is worth 10 quid but I'll give it to ya for 7!"

"Piss off, ya Flowerstain! I saw just this morning that it's worth no more than 5 quid!"
Flowerstain by Kosher! November 5, 2020

flowtastrophe 

a lax bro that doesn't have a any flow whatsoever, inside or out; a buzzcut.
Peter: bro, did you see Dans haircut?
Josh: ya, man. he got a gay buzzcut, its a total flowtastrophe.
Peter: ya man.

Peter: dude, jonathan is so freaking annoying when we have laxseshes together.
Brody: i know. hes a total freaking flowtastrophe
flowtastrophe by Moles75 May 24, 2011

flowtastic 

Having a massive amount of flow.
Yeah, he's been flowtastic?
flowtastic by flowmania101 April 14, 2011
When you piss on your hands but nothing is there
I flowboat in my friends bathroom often.
flowboat by Joshtriceps January 28, 2014

flowmaster 

The most commonly found aftermarket cat-back exhaust system found on motor vehicles, especially domestic trucks and suv's. Generally popular for their relatively affordable price, large tip diameter, and loudass sound, they are one of the best selling exhaust systems to date. Although restrictive in design, most people think that the vehicles whom are equipped with such product is faster because they are fucking dumbshits when really it just chambers the exhuast flow to attain a certain frequency of sound that is relatively annoying and increases interior resonance. If you would like to be original with the sound of your car, don't buy a flowmaster. Flowmaster comes in several models, all of which suck my ass.
Dumbass: "hey did you hear that truck with the flows on it, it was fucking sick."

Me: "Fuck Flowmaster, they can kiss my ass."
flowmaster by Cali4niaBreez October 3, 2005
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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