flobbercocked

when you are so shocked you pp does a backflip

Bro I was flobbercocked after that crazy lap dance lunch

flobbercocked by PiperXAndrew April 6, 2022

flobberdong

A humorous name for the male genitals; most humorously used when drunk as shit.

You please me, woman. I will now permit you to suck on my flobberdong. Enjoy.

flobberdong by Jimbo Lang April 1, 2009

flobber knockers 

Fat boobs that while in motion, bounce in alternative directions.

"My god, look at the flobber knockers on that girl"

flobber knockers by Malg April 23, 2006

Flobberly 

Something like an egg where the white is undercooked would be Flobberly, or the skin on a chicken that is cooked but not crispy.

I'm not eating that egg, it's too Flobberly

Flobberly by Chearymajortom May 13, 2016

Flibbery 

Not crisp....this bacon is flibbery, it needs to cook longer.

Jordan hated flibbery bacon, so he cooked it until it was deliciously crispy.

Flibbery by Patsgirl_nh May 29, 2016

Ssssssshhhptt-flabberyjab 

A phrase used when one cannot think of what to say, for example, when the breath has been taken out of your lungs by the look of beautiful simplicity ( you haven't seen that, I have, harhar ) or because no words have indeed been invented to describe something ( or that someone rather ) so WOAH.

Dudette: XxxxXxxxX
Dude: Ssssssshhhptt-flabberyjab!
Dudette: Huh ?
Dude: T'was just all I could think of saying other than, "Fuck man I want you kinda very extremely badly. Yes!"

Ssssssshhhptt-flabberyjab by WhoreBoy March 21, 2005

flobberknob 

much like a numpty..a useless git...with the added rider that he can't get his pecker up

Don't be such a numpty ..you flobberknob!

flobberknob by dame January 12, 2004