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1.
a fat lazy bastard, bastette
Hey mom what is that thing smelling up the park over there it has not moved from there for 3 weeks. the little girl asked.
Thats a flobber dear a flobber.
by JPC March 13, 2003
 
2.
adj. amazing,great, fantastic, awsome,so cool its hard to describe, the new "bomb" or "sick"
You look so flobber today!
Lunch was flobber today
by Kathy Brooks January 08, 2009
 
3.
A failed erection, caused mainly by too much alcohol.
I got her back to my place after the pub and i gave her a dissapointment as i ended up with a total flobber.
by another_islander May 29, 2009