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flaklypa 

the most unbalanced geometry dash level in the entire existence of the game
flaklypa wave is bad like orange man
flaklypa by grenadeoftacos March 26, 2020

Flabby and Sick 

Anyone or anything that is past it prime. Or not peforming adequately. Derived from the Tupac song Against All Odds.
Man, the Raiders offensive is trash, they o-line looking Flabby and Sick.
Flabby and Sick by fuckyouno February 24, 2010

Flablaberd 

When you are confused or don't know what to do u are flablaberd.
Becky said she didn't like me but hugged me in the hallway. Like I'm so flablaberd
Flablaberd by Adoseof.lexis January 31, 2019

Flabbynasty 

Having an excess of fat/pudge to the point of disgust or nausea.
Did you see that pic of Oprah in a string bikini? That shit was flabbynasty!
Flabbynasty by The Jenz February 4, 2010

Flabby Gash 

A vagina that has experienced too much lovin', therefore it's inner lips have become oversized and flabby.
Charlotte Page has got a very Flabby Gash!
Flabby Gash by Joee Brownn August 3, 2010

Flabby Spank Pistons 

Large flabby biceps that jiggle while spanking the monkey, usually seen on communist Twitter trolls.
Nobody is intimidated by your flabby spank pistons.
Flabby Spank Pistons by 1337noname August 10, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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