Flabbynasty 

Having an excess of fat/pudge to the point of disgust or nausea.

Did you see that pic of Oprah in a string bikini? That shit was flabbynasty!

Flabbynasty by The Jenz February 4, 2010

flabnasty 

1. Exclamation used to indicate disgust in one's excessively lazy lifestyle.

2. Adjective used to describe a person who is habitually excessive, particularly in relation to food and drink, but also in relation to drugs, lethargy, and general sloth.

"Don't get to close to Vincent's flabnasty mom. She'll chew your arm off! Flabnasty!"

flabnasty by King Byron August 21, 2008

Flabbygasted 

A state of astonishment, particularly among the overweight and obese.

1. Oprah was utterly flabbygasted when her husband timidly told her she had "put on a few".
2. When Britney got on the scales after a night of cheesecake and prawns, she was well and truly flabbygasted.

Flabbygasted by Stirling Argus June 7, 2013

flabernasty 

The act of food looking good but tastes nasty

That cake was flabernasty

flabernasty by aklrghgfhtrfdrsgrtfd August 5, 2016