A tamer version of a one-night stand. Someone who leads you on with romantic sincere sweetness but never follows through.
"Aaron cuddled with me all last night and we had very romantic moments with holding and kissing, but he never texts me or initiates anything..."
"What a douche! He is a total faux-cuddler!"
"What a douche! He is a total faux-cuddler!"
by Russell Cohen March 21, 2011